• Badabinski
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      19 months ago

      I fukken love fat boys. Sometimes I’ll mix up the name to introduce some fun to a situation. One time I turned to my partner and said “be right back I’m gonna absolutely fucking destroy a fat man” and she was deeply confused until I came back with an ice cream sandwich.

  • @Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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    09 months ago

    Crisps or air fryer party mix containing stuff like frikadellen, chicken nuggets or bitter balls. If you don’t know number 1 and 3 then I feel sorry for the sad life you have lived up until now and urge you to get off your ass and find a snack bar somewhere between Zierikzee and Delfzijl.

  • @unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    39 months ago

    Junk food is a metaphor for thermodynamics. Nothing lasts. if it’s in stock, then it’s eaten. So I try not to buy any. But even then I will dip strawberries in sugar.

  • Deconceptualist
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    Girardhelli brownie mix. Not claiming it’s the best ever but it’s 100x better than the Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines crap. But there’s also the barrier of 5-10 mins prep and 25+ mins baking so it’s not instant gratification y’know?

    Once you bake a pan though it’s pretty great for the next day or two. Assuming you’re not too concerned with your waistline.

    Edit: Oh and a box is like $3 at Big Lots. But you do have to supply an egg and cooking oil.

    • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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      19 months ago

      Plus you can get a Costco sized box!

      Realistically this is also a healthy choice because it requires effort, so time to reconsider

  • @ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee
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    Unsalted cashew nuts and french fries. The nuts I eat as is and usually run out by the end of the week. French fries I toss into the air fryier when ever I don’t feel like cooking.

  • @fart_pickle@lemmy.world
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    None. If I crave for something crunchy I eat carrots or nuts. If I want to eat sweets I make my own brownies, marzipan or chocolate chip cookies. And if I really want to each chips/crisps I make my own batch.

    • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      When you say you make your own marzipan, do you start from almonds? That seems like so much work- is it significantly cheaper or better than store bought marzipan or do you just prefer to be self sufficient?

        • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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          Does it taste better? Almond flour is over three times the price of marzipan here, so it looks like it would be more expensive to make it myself, but I love marzipan and am down to pay more and put some work in for better marzipan.

          I could also just see the prices being different elsewhere, though, given that I’m in Germany and marzipan is a much more common ingredient than almond flour here.

          • @fart_pickle@lemmy.world
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            28 months ago

            It’s difficult to tell if it tastes better. Some store bought were better other worse. But the best thing about making it is that you can make the way you like it.

  • Martin
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    39 months ago

    Anything remotely resembling a snack will not be left for long so we don’t keep anything.

  • Rhynoplaz
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    49 months ago

    Microwave popcorn. It’s convenient enough that I can make it easily any time, but just inconvenient enough that it doesn’t all get horked down on the first day.

    • @axby@lemmy.ca
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      I find that stove top popcorn is even less convenient (so less tempting to eat all the time), but much cheaper, and maybe tastier in some ways.

      Get a ~500 g (1 lb or so?) bag of whole kernels for $3-ish, some oil that you use for cooking other stuff anyway, and salt. Heat the oil on the stove with a few kernels, then when those pop, briefly remove from heat and add more. Make sure the pot has a lid. Keep shaking it side to side to keep the popcorn from burning.

      I find it adds just enough oil to taste good, but not so much that I’m eating something super awful for me. (And it’s much tastier than air popped). And I assume you could still add melted butter if you want an extra treat.

      I want to get one of those movie theatre style things where the popcorn can fly out of the pot.

        • @BlackPenguins@lemmy.world
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          I always found these a pain to clean. I had both types. And it’s another single use device. I switched to a pot on the stove and never looked back. Bought a special pot that has vented holes on the side so the popcorn doesn’t steam and get chewy.

    • I love chips and salsa - issue being that I’ll house a party sized bag of tortilla chips and a big ol container of salsa in like 2-3 sittings, which I guess is fine… But it feels like that many corn chips ain’t healthy. Main concern is my salt intake.

      • titter
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        09 months ago

        Hibiscus flowers are full of vitamin c, and taste like cranberries!

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            09 months ago

            Typically i see them served in syrup and not coated in candy, and somehow they are so much thicker a petal than you imagine. I assume theyre using a specific type of hibiscus and not just the kind everyone grows for yard decor. More of a yucca flower texture honestly.

            They may have actual candied ones to i didn’t even bother looking it up yet, of course.

            These are what i normally see https://www.wildhibiscus.com/collections/retail/products/wild-hibiscus-flowers-in-syrup

            • @Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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              09 months ago

              that is fascinating, thank you for sharing it.

              I actually grew up with hibiscus around my house my whole childhood but never knew you could eat them.

              which is nuts, because I feel like I try to eat everything else in my yard as a kid.

              those look pretty good.

            • @Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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              18 months ago

              are you sure? a lot of the ones I looked up look like they dehydrate the petals. the recipes call for the flower rather than the calyx.

                • @Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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                  18 months ago

                  I thought the calyx was the green part that holds the flower by its base.

                  like this?

                  and the flavor they’re talking about sounds like hibiscus petals, which are supposed to be citrusy.