“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”
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In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU’VE DESTROYED THE VILE RED FALCON AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE.
CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.
I still get a feeling of pride reading those words. Even more when I didn’t use the Konami code.
I only pulled it off with three lives once. It was an endeavor.
Contra and Mario were games I had mastered. Contra I could do reliably with 3 lives. When I was in grade 2 I remember starting up Super Mario 1 and selecting 2 players because my friend was over. Beat the game without giving him a chance. The game didn’t even switch to Luigi after saving the princess.
If you want some real nostalgia, there’s a great cover of the music by VomitroN. They cover the entire game but I’ve linked the end credits here.
Love it! My favorite NES covers are done by the Minibosses
Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins
Altair secrets are not for you
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
“The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!”
- Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?
Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:
- I never forget faces, but in your case I’ll make an exception hic
Paraphrasing there, don’t remember the exact quote.
- It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”
Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."
Oh, I know what the ladies like.
For a brick, he flew pretty good!
Sir, permission to leave the station.
Iiin the pipe, five by five
Once I get the family loaded up and on the road. Wife rolls her eyes every time. 😁
Do you know the definition of insanity?
Dammit, I even read it in his fucking voice.
Reticulating Splines
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Bzzzt
“This train doesn’t belong to you. So why don’t you turn around and face me, pumpkin?”
Pierce: “This train was commandeered legally under the—”
“Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin’ face?!”
“Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don’t even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I’ll let all of you go right now.”
-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)
A frickin spoon!
“With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”
This ones great. Where does it come from?
Morrowind
Any time a critical character dies (usually because you’re on a killing spree) it says that. But it’s also become a meme when someone famous dies in real life.
