I’m scared…
“Mexican”
You never seen a Hawaiian Burrito?
Hawaiiana
I’ve got a Mexican place by me that has a Hawaiiana Torta… I’m a bit curious.
The pics of the tacos look legit.
I see you, Pleasant Hill
Damn, food is expensive these days.
The first mistake was being in Virginia.
Why? 🤣
It’s too far away from Mexico for good Mexican food.
It that pineapple. Is it corn. Is it pasta. Dreadful.
I am British and even our food has more colour and variety than this.
This post has taken the gutter crown of “worst burrito” away from the one time my friend ordered a burrito with no salsa, guac, cheese, beans, or vegetables. Man just wanted some beef and rice in a tortilla, and nothing else
We are indeed British
Why didn’t he just save time and buy a funnel
i would have looked them dead in the eye, said no, and walked out. there’s no coming back from actually being presented something like that.
Mexican restaurants in Hampton Roads also serve a “white salsa” that’s made out of miracle whip, garlic powder, oregano, milk, and crushed red pepper. Growing up you got a little bowl of each with your complimentary chips. Once I moved out of the area I realized it wasn’t Mexican at all and no one else does it.
This restaurant served a “white sauce” with the chips but I didn’t think it was miracle whip. It was more like ranch dressing.
Some places are more mayonnaise-based and some are more ranch-tasting, because it’s just a Virginia thing I don’t think anyone has standardized it
I’m not even Mexican, but I think that’s a hate crime?
You just made me throw up a little in my mouth.
You just made me want to murder someone.
Not the miracle whip nooooo
serve a “white salsa” that’s made out of miracle whip, garlic powder, oregano, milk, and crushed red pepper
A lot of places will only give it to you if you ask for it now. But yeah, don’t ask for white sauce outside of Virginia because everyone else will look at you crazy. (Similar to being from Pittsburgh and just wanting some French fries on my salad…)
Ok, maybe it was a pastor cheese burrito?
That’s all I got. It’s still disgusting thinking about.
Not that I need it, but remind me never to visit Virginia.
Sorry for your lack of a great cuisine. Fine Mexican food is, imho, one of the things in life that make it worth living.
Well then… That is something for sure…
Not sure if it should be brough out back and shot or simply… Burned with kerosene…
Midwest cheese water burritos are so sad.
How disrespectful! That looks like the chef gave birth to that himself, just for you
Holy shit I know this is a pic but I swear I saw it move
Did they immediately bring you the check after? Maybe they were trying to get rid of you.
Served up a plate of gtfo.
