I pretty much always answer phone calls from my other (also adult) siblings by saying “Heya sister/brother”
Whaddup you sonofabitch?!
self report
“You’re my present this year”
I knew this would be here before I got a chance.
Is this an incest joke?
There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.
Imagine being their significant others watching that ad.
Fun Fact: Coffee brother got a part on Castle Rock where he bangs his adopted sister.
I recommend the cj the x video on it.
Based CJ the X enjoyer
I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage
Aw man, I love how you just said “extended cut”. It took me a looooong time to realize it’s a parody.
Is it, though?
I love the implication that there is no “real coffee” in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)
fucking hilarious
I just say “sister dearest”. In every situation.
Stop calling me sister
okay sister dearest
Richard, honey, I’m your wife
Good to know!
“Sup, bitch.”
I was partial to, “Hey, fucko.”
My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, “Hey brother”, “hey sister”, “hey cousin”.
complete with massage?
you can always tell a Milford man
Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
Me and my brother call each other trash in English.
Japanese translators have entered the chat.
All according to keikaku
All according to cake
It’s such a stupid meme, I love it.
Hey Nissan
honk honk?
I know nothing of which you speak of
なに!?
“Notice me, person-who-is-my-senior-in-whatever-situation-I-met-them!”
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Since we’re taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are “Hey Brotato” and “Hey Broseph”, while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn’t even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I’m feeling silly and yell “Oi Sis!!!” with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.
I like brotato. Never heard that one before.
Be amazed:
in Turkish it actually isn’t far too uncommon to call your little brother ‘son’ (oğlum) haha
or your friends (merabaa!)
Weird, I’ve always called my sister ‘sis’ and my sister calls me ‘bro’
Hey fuckface! I’ll have your oats now.
I like my oats with maple syrup and marshmallows on top 😋
I just use my sibling’s first name most of the time.
Oh I literally almost never use my sister’s name. Like not when I’m talking to her and also even if I’m talking to other people I’ll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.
me too
Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.
My sister started calling me “little brother” about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.
