I’m not even sure how many chickens I can fit on my current hard drive, but it’s probably more than the number of persons I can fit.
It’s for the Chicken PDF, silly!
Hmm, that loads a blank page for me and searching online for “chicken PDF” returns a lot of unrelated stuff.
Still, I’ve heard a PDF can be the size of Britain or something like that. It makes sense that you could only fit a single one (or perhaps single ones) on your drive.
This is clearly more than one chicken.
My knowledge of grammar is insufficient to determine whether it is more than one chickens.
What the cluck
any results? emoji picker confused by numbers. 🐩 101
1 chickens, please!
Do you have enough hard drive for it?
Sadly, yes.
1 Toribyte
Try a different store, they probably have a 1 PetaPerson drive.
A PetaPerson would hold 0 chickens.
Chickens are a bad file system to use anyway, they can get plucked too easily and fail.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see chickenfs next time I format a drive. It would probably pair well with butterfs.
I hear butterfs even runs on a potato.
Chickens don’t run on potatoes though, so I’d avoid that if you’re wanting to run chickens and butterfs on the same system.
I don’t know why but chickenfs sounds like a new trend on pornhub.
You must be thinking of step-chickenfs.
“Can you help me with my homework…”
How many 0 TB drives do i need to store this image?
∞
log 0
I think I understood logarithms to some extent when I was in college … 25 years ago … but even if I still remember how they work, my brain’s not getting there tonight.
log 0 goes to -infinity, so the operation is illegal.
Well, thank you for explaining, but I guess now you have to be placed under arrest.
So it goes.
Is this a Vonnegut reference?
If so, I can’t respond positively enough.
Undefined
NaN
SIGILL
segmentation fault at 0x87ac4608
core dumpedSo about saving that core dump… :)
hehe :)
btw i went through your post history and you seem cool and based :)
Thanks! ;-)
Automation has truly ruined online shopping. These days you can order from a respectable brandname on a big company website and find out later the seller is actually nanchangshishengyuedianzishangwuyouxiangongsi and they sent you a completely different product than advertised.
I remember back in 2013 I built a PC for my wife, and in 2014 one for myself. At that point, buying something online still felt a bit odd. It was reserved for specialty items, shipping would often take at least 2 weeks, or even 6 weeks depending on where it was coming from. I was no stranger to purchasing online, but brick-and-mortar stores with real stock still existed and could get me what I purchased much more quickly.
I remember being so impressed with Newegg’s website. It made it so easy to build a computer and make sure everything was compatible. It was really easy to compare different options. The filter system was intuitive and comprehensive. I remember thinking “wow this is a perfect shopping experience. The future has arrived”.
I went to build my next PC in 2019, and dear Satan was it so much worse. I had heard about Newegg getting bought out by a larger company in 2016, and it showed. They opened it up to 3rd party sellers. The filters got clogged with garbage and don’t seem to work properly anymore. The sort function became a joke. The UI got rearranged to be less intuitive. I think they purposefylly wanted to make a worse shopping experience to make people frustrated, to get them to give up on looking for deals and pay a bit extra just to be done with it. I ended up having to go to a 3rd party website (PCPartPicker) to figure out what I needed and where to get it. And some of those parts I had to order on eBay (some even from Newegg’s eBay account which is just… Why are we doing this?), some on Amazon or Best Buy. And it’s only gotten worse since.
This same experience has happened everywhere. Just this morning my wife was checking out Culture Hustle to see if they have any interesting new paints and commented on how much worse the website was now than when we last used it a few years ago.
This may make me sound like an old curmudgeon yelling at clouds, but I think the Internet peaked a while ago. There are arguments over exactly when, but sometime between 2008-2016. I remember in 2012 in talking to my fellow students about how Google search results were getting worse.
Yeah, I remember a long time ago thinking Linkedin was useful and had some good articles. Now its gross.
My wife ordered a bunch of clothes off Amazon for the kids, they came out of the package still in their vacuum packed Chinese shipping bag.
The only saving grace is If they don’t fit they’re easily returnable. We probably could have ordered them from Alibaba for pennies on the dollar, But waited 6 weeks and assumed all the risk of a nearly impossible return.
It’s weird how Amazon kind of pushed every online store into becoming eBay (without the bidding… Do people still use eBay for auctions?)
Every electronic I own is basically from an eBay auction. It’s a great place to buy from, their buyer protection is borderline too good… not such a great place to sell on. Although, what are you going to do, go to their other big competitors?..
So you use the actual auctions, and not just “buy it now”?
I remember back in the day when all they had were auctions, it was novel and cool. Then they added “buy it now” and the site slowly turned into Amazon.
95% of the time I do the auctions. Only do buyitnow if no other options, which isn’t super common. I have got Ipads for 30-50 that still have a good battery even after using them for a couple years. A $50 laptop that does anything you would normally want a laptop to do. 8 kindles for $45 of which I sold 4 of them to my aunt for $45 to sell at a flea market and I kept and gave away the other four. 3 gallons of Legos for like $10… the list just keeps going.
The bidding is actually the main reason I never once used eBay but do use regular online store like Amazon.
“Hm… 1 chicken or 1 chickens… 🤔”
Hold up. There are six 1 chickens? I gotta see what a 1 chickens capacity drive looks like.
1 Chicken is measured by the cut size. The smallest currently is measured in bites. Here is a 3lb partition…
Do they come in terabites?
Cubes?! Well I’ll be darn, we got solid-state chicken now.
I think a cube is equivalent to a byte
No, a cube is clearly slang for a qubit or quantum bit so we are dealing with storage for a quantum computer.
Wut.
Guaranteed source of iodine? Mmmm
strictly speaking, if you mix salt in some oil, you have an essential oil.
Now chicken has ribs? Did they grow up in 3 mile Island?
The six 1 chickens are for RAID
😯
They can play RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?
Redundant Avians In Drive?
The filters are different today and only one result shows up, but apparently this is a 1 chickens drive: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Universal-500G-USB3-0-External-Hard-Disc-HDD-State-Drive-Notebook-Desktop-for-Flash-Deals-Women-Men-New-Blue/9815853058
If you’re curious enough to reproduce the results yourself, obviously it’s Walmart (I’m not proud, but they’re the only store within an hour of my small town that carries essentially any electronics at all). I got the results searching for “20tb external drive” (not carried, it turns out) and trying to filter by capacity and in-store, but I imagine you could perform a less specific search and perhaps get even more amusing filters.
Everytime an item gets a search optimized name, an angel gets its One Size Fits All Wing Wings Bird Men Women White Feathers All Ages New.
What I love is they include “state” in there. Is not a solid state drive, but it does have some sort of unspecified status at times, so it’s a state drive.
Also
System Compatibility: Supported, Not supported, Game machine.
I’ll take 2 1 chickens plz.
One chicken is equal to 1,024 Bacockobytes of data (more commonly known as simply a ‘bacock’)
Mine say 256 ertuherrrrs. Wut dat?
Sounds like you need to reformat and install KFC Linux - Kernel Saunders Edition.
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Alright, let’s do some math.
According to a quick search, chicken wire weighs about 0.07537 lbs/ft^2 (sorry for using yeehaw units). When building a chicken run, you need about 10 ft^2 of ground area per chicken, which will use around 50 ft^2 of chicken wire, give or take. This comes to 3.7685 lbs of chicken wire.
Another quick search shows the average hard drive is about 1.38 lbs, which means the average hard drive has a capacity of only 0.366 chickens. Which makes the 1 chicken capacity drives quite competitive, really.
Just be careful, it might weigh your case down quite a bit.
Well, you’ve sold me on it. I’ll go buy the one chicken drive now.
im getting the new WD Black 1 chicken drive. the RD/RW speeds blow SSD’s out of the water.
If you’ve had it for long enough you start to find Easter eggs in the game
Only if you have a rooaster drive somewhere nearby.
Women ovulate whether or not there is a man around. If women could choose to not have menstrual cycles by not having intercourse with men I think we would have far more lesbians in this world haha
Huh, that should’ve been obvious, but here we are.
Meh, easier for me to remember because I have hens out back and more eggs than I know what to do with… give them away constantly and they still pile up
I’ve been considering getting chickens, but haven’t had time to properly set things up, any chance I could become your neighbor?
You can just take my place and I’ll go live out back with the chickens. The 4 older ones go spend half their day in the wooded area behind, I’m sure I could set up a fort back there and have an official forest chicken base.
That’s what you need to sacrifice to the demon lord’s of the Bit to get a drive
