The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
I’m not certain about the most annoying, but this song is pretty bad
Exactly what I expected to find in the comments
Thank you for this
Exactly what I expected. Saved me from posting it, thank you.
*takes extra deep breath
Fuck I hated middle school
I have a love-hate relationship with that song. I’ll have to purge with a doco later, thanks! 😁
But I love Lambchop!
It is a horrible earworm, very true.
Edit - Aww, not the Lambchop version.
Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume
Earthbound - Inside Dungeon Man
Love the soundtrack but hate this doozy
Incredible. I wonder what the vocals are.
Speaking of video games, This from World of Goo might work if OP wants a bit more subtlety.
The beginning (end is similar) is the only part that’s in the game and despite sounding pretty generic it somehow manages to be deeply unsettling in some way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA
Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.
My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they’d stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.
Regeaton and Trap 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Apparently you never listened to Young Dolph
Who?
I would feel mostly meh about reggaeton if it wasn’t the one and only thing everyone ever hears in a 300km radius of where I live. It’s frankly sad that Latin America, having so much creativity and diversity in culture, ended up with such talentless noise as the absolutely dominant genre.
It’s literally inescapable and an entire generation already only listens to reggaeton. It’s lazy and unpleasant, combined with a completely commercial mindset.
I’m a huge fan of southamerican rock, and sadly is true that it has been drawn by that misogynistic shit.
But bands like Los 3 are still live and so many people still hear them, there is hope.
A novelty Christmas song played six months after it spent six plus weeks at number one in the (TOTP) charts. “Aga do” anyone?
[Not sure that any recent charts in this century are worth a damn.]
Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you’ll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.
Clown Core is for those with discerning tastes.
The Crazy Bus Title Scree theme
happy hardcore
Christian Rock
There’s a McDonald’s down the block from me that plays nothing but Christian music all the damn time. I honestly feel bad for the employees.
Oml can’t stand that shet polluting the airwaves
Care to elaborate why?
Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.
Sounds like you guys are the dicks honestly.
The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick
Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.
I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.
They want to dissuade buyers by being a conspicuously noisy and annoying neighbor to the point that the house sits empty for a while.
Which, like, if your first thought is to do this, maybe you actually are an annoying neighbor and you’re doing everyone a favor by letting them know.
They are going to only get neighbors that also suck, and since it has to sell lower it will lower their own home value.
OP is really punching their own nutsack here.
Hey at least they’re open with it. I’d have love to have known that my neighbours were cunts before I’d move in. Sometimes a simple sign short of a burning poop bag is a nice olive branch.
