Never got going to the deli and getting bologna, If I’m going to a deli I’m getting something good.
I’m feeling sick just by looking at this abomination
I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.
Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept “less, medium/normal, more”
Thiccccc meat
Anxiety soon to be met with high blood pressure.
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Five alive
Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!
5 is alive.
NO DISASSEMBLE!
Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
He is leaking battery fluid!
I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them “shaved as thin as possible”. I know it sucks and I’m sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they’ll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.
What’s the problem, looks just about right.
Isn’t five 5mm?
That’d be 2 inches tho
You’re thinking of 50mm. 5mm is like a quarter inch
Nah, 5mm is a fifth of an inch. 5cm would be 2 inches.
I can’t read 😑
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Ah. So it’s a gauge system. Like steel plate or copper wire thickness.
5-gauge ham.
5-gauge ham.
Sounds like it would be fired from a hilarious, disgusting, and enormous shotgun.
Looks like you won. Enjoy your sandwich, King.
Looks delicious
Germans know the rule:
“Wenn die Wurst so dick wie’s Brot ist, ist’s wurst wie dick das Brot ist.”
What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.
сука… not know doctor’s sausage when you see it, блин?
This was reported for potential harassment. Just to clarify for other users, doctor’s sausage is a Russian sausage. It’s pretty similar to saying “damn, you don’t know spam when you see it? Shit…” (spam has a similar history…kind of)
The kind named after an European town?
A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.
It is meat. Ask no further questions.
It’s the rare delicacy baloney steak.
the blake
This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don’t remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn’t hear, so I just nodded and said “yes”. She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.
She continued to pour. Slowly.
After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.
Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.
When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.
Sounds amazing to me
the perfect amount
Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.
Child abuse
… I still do that.
I eat up internet’s spam. With no spoon
Poor life choices. There’s a difference
