I’ve always dreamt of waking in a magic forest. And I mean like, no explanation. Just Poof I’m there, kinda thing. I think a lot of it stems from games like Zelda or any RPG.
As someone with a progressive disease: healing magic. I would pay all the bullion and cattle and sacks of wheat necessary to heal, or at least regress this stupid thing.
Pull sword from stone, become (nearly) unquestioned ruler.
The good guys winning.
In case you’re not aware, there’s a whole genre of media like that called isekai.
Two chicks at one time. Fuckin A.
Twins, Basil
Fuckin A
Having read a few “retired hero” things recently, home ownership and retirement would be nice.
Secret group of super powered freedom fighters recruits me to their cause on the basis that I’ve got some kind of special sauce inherent to my being. Hot chicks who’ve admired me from the shadows hand me weapons that I somehow already know how to use, and only their utter devotion to our world-saving cause keeps them from ripping my clothes off and covering me in kisses. All the horror and suffering of my life finds meaning in a mission the fulfills my need for purpose.
Meet truck-kun
Be able to shapeshift so my body can finally match my identity
A harem of goblin chicks. Simple as.
To be clear, would you BE one in the harem or would the harem belong to you?
he want to be the harem
Being a happy hero
Gonna sound weird, but the ability to change a person’s age at will, with the ability to make the progression/regression either physical, mental, or both at once.
Imagine you have a co-worker who acting like a little kid. You could turn them into what they’re acting like physically so they can suffer the indignity of knowing they’re not supposed to be so young and helpless. Or follow an age regression storyline where your cheating partner gets turned into a helpless baby that you now get to take care of and embarrass as they still retain their mental state.
Also, imagine you and a friend are going to some event like a movie or a fair or something else where kids get cheaper tickets. You or your friend could be shrunk down to kid size and then all you would need to do is find a place to change back once inside. Saving money!
The possibilities are endless. Also, blame the fact that a lot of cartoons from the 90s onwards that I watch/watched in reruns have some form of age regression stock episode where one or more of the characters goes through age changing shenanigans for implanting this idea in my head.
Wish granted ! Stand right there I’ll be back in a sec !
The Truck Kun commeth
Iametekudasaaaiii, turuku-kun!
I’d love to be teleported into the world of Breath of the Wild/Tears of The Kingdom, minus the apocalyptic elements. I’d choose to either live in Tabantha or Akkala. I’ve always preferred semi rural environments, so the desolate, relaxed atmosphere would be appealing to me. I’d love to be a Rito so that I could soar wherever I wanted to go!
Same, there are parks in my area that I sorta live the fantasy out in
As fucked as it would be, I would like to experience Poppy Playtime in real life 🤣🤣🤣
