Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.
It’s meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.
Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.
Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?
Since I’m born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.
I’m 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I’m not clever.
As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.
Funny and clever.
it got Llama 3.1 a.i. completely confused … which could never translate it right even with my help. But a better a.i. (GPT-4o mini) got it easily the first time and could explain it well.It really whipped the Llama’s ass!
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Actually that’s wrong I was born in 1089 and I’m only 14 :3 xxx
are you a g-gh-gh
Deep inside, we all know it’s true though
those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.
Jokes on you, I’m born even after 1900 and I’m still alive!
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Saving this to reshare in 2047
Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?
Saving this to reshare in 2047
Can’t tell if stupid or further shitposting
Definitely stupid
That ‘or’ is inclusive.
I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
And yet anyone born in 2009 is only 12 years old. Kids these days just don’t put any effort into growing up
Math, not even once…
Nah the math checks out… If you wait long enough.
Except it has a timestamp. This is some QVC math
A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate
This is logically reductible to : a person looks exactly as they look. i find it funny that your (complete) statement confuses GPT-4o mini
I prefer to reduce it to “the dead don’t age”.
My bad, you are right, this makes much more sense 😋 (i am getting too old !)
All relative, my dear chap! ;)
a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through
Fun fact, there wasn’t a year zero!
It went from 1 BCE to 1 CE
Yeah, Y0K. They had to update all their scrolls because the dates were all in BC format.
Is this because after the new year everyone kept accidentally using the same year when dating everything? I mean we keep writing the previous year for months after the rollover out of habit. :P
what happened that they want is to forget /s
Yeah, like, totally. People were going like “what year is it, bro?” “Bro, it’s 1 before current era, bro.” Hey, bro, you want a pamphlet?" “Brochure.”
It’s amazing how everyone shits on Reddit bot content but then this makes the front page.
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Presidents & Overlords Elon & Trump sell this kinda math all week long
