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There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
The worst way to eat a pizza is to not eat a pizza. So uh, maybe taking many pizzas, making a bath out of them and expecting to take in the nutrients through your skin?
That’d be the only answer I’d accept 😆
Not eating the pizza is indeed incorrect when the goal is to eat the pizza.
You must have missed the person that said blended up and enema’d
I like a good enema
I personally love a good deep dish extra cheese anchovy red pepper sausage enema.
What a surprise: AdamEatsAss likes enemas. 🫡
Consider: floating in a bowl of milk like cereal. It’s one big piece but you still have to use a spoon.
Bend over and I’ll show you
I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!
Folding the slice in half.
You’ve got two fucking hands - give that fucker some structural support.
They asked for the worst way, not the best way
Fold it in half end to end, not down the middle.
Now we’re talking
A pizza shouldn’t require you to fold it in half to eat it. I didn’t ask for a sheet of paper with cheese on it.
A nice slice of crispy crust pizza is made to be folded. It keeps the toppings inside, gives you twice as much pizza per bite, gives it structural integrity, and makes it possible to eat with one hand. The best slices are the ones that need a paper plate underneath. Basically a pizza sandwich.
This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole
What about that but as a sausage?
Here we go!
I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.
Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?
Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name
Or Jackass stunt
infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it
Gonna need somewhat of a custom pizza shape for this to work without arousing suspicion. Put the pizza between the toilet rim and the seat. If it sags a bit that’s fine, the seat should hold it in place. Print out a picture of the inside of the toilet bowl and place it on top of the pizza. Close the lid.
After a few days, invite the crew over for beers. Rig the bathroom light so that it’s very dim. “Sorry, been having issues with it, not sure what the problem is.” Eventually someone is going to notice the ruse. When they do, “Oh shit, my pizza! I was wondering where that went.” Bring it back into the kitchen and offer everyone a slice. They will refuse. “More for me then!” Eat the whole thing.
Instant legend.
What the fuck did I just read? You want to eat a piss soaked pizza?
What is the worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza?
Yes, it answers the question but the phrasing made it sound like you actually want to do it…
I was just following the writing prompt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ll take your comment to mean I done did good :D
With a spoon
Close second would be chopsticks.
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How does that even work?
Very well, thanks for asking.
well, we chinese undergo intense shaolin finger strength training at a young age, and so we all can pick up heavy objects up to 1kg with our chopsticks.
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
Fold it in half (sauce outl, then eat it from the middle out
Or with a fork and knife
Like a watermelon 💜
yeah fork and a knife…how dare to be civilized?!? murican go slurp this down with 1.5gallons of mountain dew and shower in gravey on your highway stop breakfast. disgusting pigs.
Almost like a calzone?
Inverted calzone
Putting it that way just makes it sound delicious
knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on *The Daily Show* 17 years ago
Underwater
In soup.
My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.
The crust is a breadstick treat you get for finishing your slice
Especially true with deep dish/pan crust pizzas.
My wife rarely eats the crust on her pizza, which is fine by me since I’m happy to turn those pizza bones into free breadsticks.
