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There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
The worst way to eat a pizza is to not eat a pizza. So uh, maybe taking many pizzas, making a bath out of them and expecting to take in the nutrients through your skin?
That’d be the only answer I’d accept 😆
Not eating the pizza is indeed incorrect when the goal is to eat the pizza.
You must have missed the person that said blended up and enema’d
I like a good enema
I personally love a good deep dish extra cheese anchovy red pepper sausage enema.
What a surprise: AdamEatsAss likes enemas. 🫡
Consider: floating in a bowl of milk like cereal. It’s one big piece but you still have to use a spoon.
Soak it in wine and boof it
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
i gotta try that
Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.
Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest
I can’t stop laughing at ham fists. 😂
Blending and drinking through a straw
tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup
I’ve never tried pizza soup
fuck, let me try again …
Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
Putting pineapple on it
I fused Italian and Japanese cuisines 😁
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
rolling it up starting from the crust like it was a croissant and then taking a bite, not from the end, but from the side
OR
not cut into slices, you tear out the center and slip your head through so it sits around your collar, then lift it to take bites periodically like a candy necklace
Came here to post this. He had to have been trolling.
That was pizza hut’s ad campaign for stuffed crust pizza.
Makes so much more sense now. But still.
The dude is weird and out of touch. I believe everything he does and says is performed without any forethought.
take a bit from the outer perimeter, rotate the zza slightly, then take another bite. repeat until you’ve spiral-noshed the whole thing
OP asked what’s the most incorrect way to eat a pizza. That’s the canonical method, authentic from Italy
No - in Italy you eat pizza with a knife and fork.
slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson
sucking like a Dyson
What, immediately block up, stop working then lots of bits just randomly break off you?
This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole
What about that but as a sausage?
Here we go!
I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.
Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?
Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name
Or Jackass stunt
