“Who can actually go out there and do something that makes them have value and work skills for the future?” McCormick said.
Children have no value unless they’re producing something.
- Republicans
Who needs childhood? Buncha spoiled brats not yearning for the mines.
Uh, no, fuck you! MAGA piece of shit.
This is prelude to prove they are intelligent enough to understand consent. Watch
“If they can work at McDonalds they can work this McDick!”
- Some GOP congressman, probably depressingly soon.
Republican penises are probably more like McNuggets in size.
Looks for the Onion logo, isn’t finding it
Oh my God he’s serious,.
Peak level of “Not The Onion” headline
His name is Rich, lol
But he’s just a dick
Even in the reddest of red states, a first grader isn’t going to be working at McDonalds. They wouldn’t even be able to understand how even if they were tall enough to reach anything there, which they aren’t.
Well they can starve until they grow up enough. If god meant for kids to have food, he would have made it grow on trees!
His children first
Oh yeah, 8 year old me should have just pulled myself up by my bootstraps back in the day. Jeez, fuck these guys.
Before I was even 13 years old, I was picking berries in the field, before child labor laws that precluded that.
“Back in my day I ate shit so you can too” is never a good argument for anything. That line of thinking just justifies societal regression. We want our children to have it easier, not replicate our same struggles over and over again. Boomer worldviews need to die.
And before the NLRB, the preferred method of coming to a union understanding was to get a group of like-minded coworkers to convince the boss at the end of a blunt instrument.
He was 12 in 1980, when minimum wage was $3.10, which looks like about the equivalent of 12 bucks today. Wanna take bets on whether this asshole is for or against a minimum wage increase?
$100 says he’s against minimum wage, now where’s my $100
Yeah someone needs to vomit on this dude. Go eat 30-40 flapjacks at the mcds and just letter rip
This guy is full of shit on that point anyway as farms get a lot of exemptions to child labor laws.
Children should have opportunities to learn work skills. They shouldn’t have to rely on that to eat. Pricks
Before I was even 13 years old, I was picking berries in the field, before child labor laws that precluded that.
Parents in former USSR countries think like that
Why? These poor, worthless souls don’t even want to work! Instead, I have A Modest Proposal…
Mine is less modest. Eat McCormick.
Cartoon vilain-ass
Diagnose: capitalism, final stage
Yeah because McDonalds loves hiring underage workers with no transportation…
“Why don’t we just enslave the poor?”
We already do
don’t i know it. did you know america ariel bombed workers seeking just payment and a 40 hour work week? because they did. and they did it in the gOlDeN aGe that our president wants to return to
String up the traitors.
