• @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      His face still says “please love me, I have money,” but at least he stopped doing that stupid Roman emperor haircut.

  • loaf
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    45 months ago

    If he ceased to exist, he’d stop leaking.

  • Maeve
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    375 months ago

    He said “we now have an opportunity to have a productive relationship with the United States government, and we’re going to take that.” He also addressed changes to the company’s diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, but largely mirrored what he has already said publicly on podcasts like Joe Rogan. More of what Zuckerberg said on internal strife at the company was reported by Business Insider, which also obtained a copy of the meeting.

    He told us who he was while he attended university. Do we believe him yet?

    • FenrirIII
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      15 months ago

      He also paid Trump $25m dollars as an apology for blocking his account years ago when it was justified

  • Sabre363
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    315 months ago

    Maybe try not being a creepy little lizzard boi with a hard-on for privacy violation

  • Surly he is smart enough to do some combinatorics to figure out who is leaking the meetings.

    It’s the classic riddle of u have 1000 bottles of wine 1 is poisoned and u have 10 prisoners to test the wine. U must test all the bottles in 4 days, however it takes 3 days for the poison to take effect.

    hint

    With 10 prisoners u can test up to 1024 bottles

  • Cruxifux
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    95 months ago

    The onion is going to go out of business if real life headlines like this one keep coming out.

  • @[email protected]
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    25 months ago

    It could be worse, imagine his personal digital life was sold to a shady consulting firm piloting a conservative populist political campaign