What are some serious things that would only happen in a sitcom?
People to take the climate crisis seriously.
Do you like it in the butt?
Yes.
You rub alladin’s lamp, a genie pops out and grants you three wishes.
What do you wish for?- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
if you had to choose between solving world hunger or pizza, what would you choose?
Pizza
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
Brutal
Yes.
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
What is your favorite pizza topping?
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Cranberry.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
What’s your opinion of the ghost pepper?
Its really hot.
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
God fucking dammit.
Why not?
What style do you murder your victims in?
Vanilla.
How did you support essential workers during the pandemic?
Typed a lemmy comment.
This is the worst one so far
That’s because I haven’t thought of something yet.
Oh I meant that as “this makes OP look the worst”
oh lol xD
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
…oh
Crush it.
