I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
Crush it.
…oh
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
Brutal
Yes.
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
What are the three things you would never do, even for money?
- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
if you had to choose between solving world hunger or pizza, what would you choose?
Pizza
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
What is your favorite pizza topping?
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Cranberry.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
God fucking dammit.
Why not?
What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.
I’m not american.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
