“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
If only there was another proven way of doing this without the risk of serious complications of getting sick.
You first
then kick this rodeo off, rfkj; lead by example.
Do Anthrax next! You’d be superhuman after surviving that one!
wtf, how does this clown lead this circus?
Sadly, we all know the answer: because an even bigger clown thought it would be “clever”.
How did he get so much power then? Well, son, 'cause there’s a whole lotta clowns out there who voted for him
We tried this every year up until 1963 and it didnt work
Idiot
What a fucking dimwit.
This guy is dumber than a box of hammers.
Hey whoa, hammers catching strays. I’m no tradesman myself but hammers are quite useful (when used appropriately) and have a number of uses outside of just driving home nails. Edit* <insert Dr. Evil-esque laugh>
They’re useful, but you wouldn’t ask one to help you with homework/run a government department.
We could continue testing their similarities by seeing what happens when we use RFK to smash the end of a nail into some wood. For science.
What if my homework is specifically assembling a precut collection of boards, with nails?
You’ll get stones and be glad to have them!
Give it time, there’ll be a Department of Smashin’ Shit soon enough.
Hey that’s how immunizations work!
If only we could get that without actually having to endure symptoms…
That’s crazy talk. Immunizations give you the autism cooties.
/s in case someone thinks I’m MAGA or something
If you survive…
Nooo… 😲
At some point these nitwits are going to a) say that the wheel is woke then b) reinvent it.
I have a young child. I have absolutely ZERO interest in them being harmed by completely ignorant policy. Fuck this guy & fuck this regime.
The fun part is you can do everything right, and your child can still be harmed because the asshats living near you don’t trust science because it makes them feel dumb.
Isn’t that fun? Yippee! What a time to be alive (for now)!
You’re just not eating enough carrots, my dude. You got measles due to carrot deficiency.
The recommended amount of carrots is very reasonable. Only 12 per meal. (no not the baby carrots ha ha)
What if I told you they make baby carrots by cutting down regular carrots? Yeah your world just turned upside down baby.
It’s amazing that Dr Worm isn’t even the worst person in power right now. He’s in like 5th place
Oh sure, they’re regular carrots but to really get the effects promised by dr. brainworm, you need to eat 12 full sized or 36 baby carrots at every meal.
(also, please note that do not do this.)
You really gotta eat the leafy above ground part of the carrot. That’s what cures mental illness and addiction.
The measles can wipe out your other immunities! You’d be so much better getting the vaccine.
But does vaccination have the ‘everybody got measles’ benefit without the disease’s risks? Yes. Yes it does.
“Never interrupt the enemy when they are making a mistake”
But the rest of you - You might wanna consider a MMR booster, maybe a TDAP while you are at it. We like keeping the good guys around…
At the risk of being banned, I hope this guy gets the Mushroom Kingdom treatment. He has the potential to snuff out exponentially more American and global lives than the most bloodthirsty immigration detective or prosecutor.
It would be a shame if he got a dart w/ it in his neck. But of course he’s vaxxed
But of course he’s vaxxed
That’s the worst about this timeline. It’s all out in the open, yet people continue to parrot all the grifters’ completely open grifts, with conviction. 🤷 Post-truth society.
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