The art of the steal (from consumer pockets)

Slaps a person in the face…

I am open to talks on how to solve the problem of me slapping you in the face, if you want. But you have to be reasonable!

Too much winning /s

I’m sick of winning, let’s call China

“Line go green!”

“Who made the line go red?”

“Line go green!”

“It’s still red compared to when he started”

“Line go green!”

Hey China, just checking in. I was in the shower and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyways, call me when you get this.

This will be he same as when he had to call the Mexican president to beg him to say that they’d pay for the wall.

“Trade wars are EASY to win!” - some dickhead con man