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Anyone got bidets to recommend (full toilets or kit to install on top of current toilets)?
I feel like most are really expensive and I wouldn’t want to waste money on something too expensive or something bad
I got a Brondell bidet from Costco for like $80. It’s just the seat and it’s pretty fancy slick with how it self cleans and hides/reveals itself while having no electricity going on. Just have to make sure that if you want hot water you’ll have to connect it to the sink waterline. I didn’t do that and the cold wasn’t a problem after a few uses getting comfortable.
Worst case just return it if you don’t like it.
I got my Brondell bidet from Amazon and it cost $20.
Mine for reference: https://www.costco.ca/brondell-swash-cl99-non-electric-bidet-toilet-seat.product.100595924.html They raised the price :(
I got an $80 one from Home Depot. And it was the second best purchase i have made. It really didn’t have to be expensive… but i did try to buy one on Amazon… and it was designed to fail, so i recommend just going to get one at a store
I’ve had this for a year and no issues. Takes 5 mins to install and anyone can do it. $35 after tax. I think I got it for 27 or something last year. If you don’t like it after a while, you’re not out much. But Ive saved more than $35 in toilet paper since I’ve got it
Maybe that ones fancier, idk
I don’t know about you but I don’t wipe my anus on my face or use it to pick up food. No judgement though.
Do you ever have someone’s face near your junk?
Me either, but I would still prefer it to be clean.
But I sit on my couch and bed, where I sometimes lay. I know there is a layer of clothing, but sweat is a thing.
If I got shit on my arm I would wash it with soap, there’s no soap in a bidet so I don’t get this argument
By that logic, why wash it off at all? Why do anything?
Water > dry paper.
That’s true but if the argument is “deal with shit on your butt the same way you would deal with shit anywhere else on the body” then the logical conclusion would be to take a shower after every poo
The argument is “The common way of dealing with it is bad”. Doesn’t have to be perfect to be better.
But with a bidet, you do have an option with soap since it can be rinsed (which I believe is the norm in my poor ass country, be it bidet or good ol’ dipper). I don’t normally wipe soap with a tissue.
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Bottle of water. Wash with hand.
Punch a hole in the neck of a small water bottle using a (hot) needle or a cork screw. Fill the bottle with water, close the lit and spray your ass by holding the bottle upside down and squeezing it. I used this 1$ Ghetto-Bidet for years!
Nice for emergencies, but an actual bidet is like $10-20 and install takes less than 5min (10 if you count watching a YouTube on how to do it.)
I like the bidet’s we have at home, but I don’t get the ones that are separate from the toilet. Saw this type when visiting San Juan, PR once. Their plumbing system can’t handle toilet paper very well, so it’s all bidets with a stack of washed towels.
Not only do they take up extra space in the bathroom, but are you supposed to waddle over to this thing with a dingleberry hanging out? I don’t get why you’d want that.
The one argument I’ve heard in their favor is from people with vaginas who don’t like the idea of the built-in sprayer catching bits of poop that’ll get in their cootch.
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A world with people? With vaginas?
Not all vagina-havers are women is the point you seem to be missing.
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how tf does it discriminate women?? it’s calling all vagina havers women that’s discriminating towards non women, this is just being inclusive
bad opinion
Do you also think that saying “Happy Holidays” somehow excludes Christians?
Increasing the size of your umbrella doesn’t discriminate against the people who are already under it. It simply invites more people to join them.
Delete this too.
What are you talking about?
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Still waiting for an answer, big guy.
Just kidding, we know it’s because you’re scared of queer people.
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Then answer the question.
No, that’s deleting your comment like a coward.
I asked you to answer the question, transphobe.
It’s not fear it’s just taking a bit of effort to be respectful and inclusive.
If someone gets mad because you just said women then yeah I’d agree that’s a bit much but taking a bit of time to be inclusive shouldn’t be something you’re upset about.
Why do you assume it’s fear that motivates people to use language that’s inclusive of trans and non-binary people?
“Hey, if some caked-up mud pie got on your face, would you just wipe it off with a dry piece of tissue and call it a day? No! You’d wash it. So why is your butthole any different?” - Detective Allen Gamble, ‘The Other Guys’
My butthole is very different from my face and I hope that is true for everyone else as well
Different enough that you don’t mind having shit smeared all around it?
Different enough that I’m fine with thoroughly wiping my ass. That’s hardly “having shit smeared all around”. I’m regularly under the shower and that’s good enough for me.
Lip skin is the same as butthole skin
Be kind
Bidet and wipe
By butthole is nowhere near my taste buds and designed to pump out fecal matter. Other than my lips. Bidets are cool but I if there isn’t one that’s not a problem.
I read Biden 😢
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I got onboard the bidet train during the Covid lockdown. Simple to add on at my apartment. It was my #1 request when I moved to my GF’s house. We replaced the whole toilet with the upgrades.
Yup. Same. Feels way better. It’s just like taking a shower after every dump.
Yay, bidet!
It took one of my partners having surgery before they agreed to let me install a bidet. Never have I been so happy to strut around and say “I told you so” once they both tried it and realized bidets are awesome.
Once you go bidet, you’ll have a happy day.
Clean butt club!
Heck yeah!
Soon. Soon.
Can also wash your ass in the shower.
Yeah, but some people shit thrice daily.
You shower after every shit?
I’ve brought bidets awesomeness in groups before.
It is immediately apparent who is “in the club” and who is not.
I was literally getting my ass sprayed when I opened this meme.
Check out this dude/dudette, having sex while on the internet!
