• @[email protected]
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    262 months ago

    Like a true winner, he had secret service agents knock over the other kids and steal the candy in their baskets. Their parents are now in a gulag in Siberia, and the kids are on a prison work detail in a coal mine. Take that, losers.

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    152 months ago

    Totally unrealistic… he would have just taken the baskets from the kids, then sent them to an El Salvador death camp.

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      22 months ago

      for good measure he takes out all the candy, and throw 1 or 2 empty eggs as a sign of good faith.

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    2 months ago

    I tried fact checking this but I remember Trump telling me this once at our sleepovers back when he was on the apprentice and I had a mid-sized Greek bakery on 45th street in Manhattan. He’d come in sometimes but never ordered anything. He said he liked the smell in there.

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    2 months ago

    Low IQ Resident President unnecessarily insults some of the most vulnerable amongst us —does it matter whether it’s true??? He’s done it every waking hour of every day of his pathetic existence

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    42 months ago

    Obviously fake news! Trump couldn’t be assed to run around grabbing eggs on the lawn, that sounds way more strenuous than golf.