I’ve worked hard today. I’ve had 5 coffees and roughly 99 trips to the dunny and I’ve discovered a new nerve located close to my hip that likes to give me a zap every now and again which is fucking fun.
there’s a nerve in that general area that when it zaps takes my breath away
I’ve had that for years now, so annoying.
Damn, every time I leave this place I delete the memory of how disgustingly huge cockroaches get, and then every time I come back I get a rude shock. 🤢 Loathsome creatures…
In Sydney I had ones that had been poisoned so many times they stopped dying and grew curly wings 🤮
Oh god, flying cockroaches are the end boss nightmare. Ewwwwwww
Probably far too late, but do not play RE2
Reminds me of Super Mario Bros where there are those flying turtle things as you progress through the levels
My friends had ones that learned to run upright on their back legs to keep the poison offa their mouth-hand-legs.
They’re genuinely invincible
And the white stuff that comes out when you thwack it with your thong shudders
My mum is vehemently anti-killing to the point that she won’t even relocate bugs off her treasured curry leaf plants that are constantly under attack - I’ve never seen the insides of a roach and don’t think I’m in a rush to 😬
At my old place I’d catch them under a cup and throw them outside. My mum puts kitchen gloves on and grabs them just like that which freaked me out massively as a child and as an adult
Wow. Full props to your mum. My mum (when growing up in the tropical soup) was fully supportive of killing. I don’t think we dented the numbers though
Beep Beep 🚚
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Round 4 paint stripper. Wheee!
Final day of Cyclethon and Pokemon Community Day! Yay! I know I’ll cry when they cross the finish line.
This cold is kicking my ass 💀 I’m so tired
The cat was curled up inside my oodie on the couch, and I just said to my partner “don’t sit there, Mickey is under there”. As soon as I said that, Mickey was all “ma-eo”, promptly exited said oodie.
The apes cannot be right in this household, only the feline is correct - Mickey, probably
Calling it an early night here. I’m going to try and switch back to Melbourne time as much as I can. Didn’t get any work done today and started noticing my historic irritations with my mum creeping in as she’s getting better, don’t need that polluting my mindspace and going back to teenage memories, so an early retreat and an early start tomorrow where I can focus on what I need to get done for the life I have back home.
If sunday isn’t for sitting in bed, reading and napping then when is?
Edit: Glad I have a spare amp in the bedroom. Sleepy cat, guitar, iPad to read SCP’s and my phone playing some tunes is perfect.
Monday when you chuck a sickie
Hmmmmmm
Here I am awake again in the AMs
Because I slept the day away goddamn
This sickness is kicking my butt-ato
So I am now a hot couch potatoRoses are red
Something else is maroon
My poetry sucks
Get well soon
Is this the first puffer jacket day ?? I do need to venture to the outside
Fashion advice : banana print oodie, striped pj pants and ugg boots. Just because you recognize the existence of the outside, that does not mean that you necessarily endorse it.
Good advice indeed. Unfortunately I have now showered and washed that tangle on my head (turns out there was hair in there) and so I shall pretend for a few hours to be a member of society (have my floppy comfy jeans on though)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Couldn’t handle staying at home today so I took the Minipeelers to the zoo. The meerkats were a delight
great day for kids 🙂
Naaaaw
The quiz you’ve all been waiting for
25/50 Prince Phillip - who knew?
35
TIL I had the same cot style as Prince Phillip when I was a baby. I’m practically royalty 🤣
No worm for you 🪱
I’m going to go into the garden and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy ones, I’m going to eat some wooooorms.
Awwww. Everyone likes you though 🤗
Awwwwww. We like you too.
WHAT DO WE WANT?
This week’s quiz! https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-27/hard-quiz-weekly-trivia/105203338
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Soon!35/50
45/50.
40/50 😊
A matched set - 35/50
Also 35/50
Packing continues today. I have “packed” my strawberries into new tubs, all divided up, topped up with soil and a new layer of mulch on top.
I’ve got 5 or 6 more big rectangular tubs (the old recycling tubs, for those who remember the pre-wheelie days) and a bunch of pots to put other things into. It’s the perfect time of year to be moving plants, which is why I chose now to move. I just need to find somewhere to move to…
