Ok I’m not ashamed of this but it was pretty awkward hahah… I was 19 at the time and my boyfriend and I had been fooling around in his bedroom for a couple hours.… until we heard his dad pull up with his (loud) new motorcycle. His bedroom was right beside the garage so we rushed out front to see it. He was taking turns giving everyone in their family a ride on it around the neighbourhood and then it was my turn… My arms were wrapped so tightly around my boyfriend’s dad (he was going so fast!!) and I still had my butt plug in…… the vibration of the bike and going over speed bumps… unfortunately it pushed all the right buttons lol. I’ve never been so reluctant to cum in my life but i couldn’t do a thing about it. When we got back and went inside my boyfriend wanted to finish what we had started before the ride but i really wasn’t in the mood anymore 🙈I never had the guts to tell my boyfriend about it
Was in a very heated verbal argument with my ex that turned violent and then into getting raped.
Unexpectedly came hard as fuck. It was simultaneously utterly repulsive and wildly hot. Had very mixed feelings after that one. Escaped that situation and started living in my car same day.
Turns out cnc is my fav kink now 🙃
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I never had the guts to tell my boyfriend about it
That’s probably for the best.
I worked some time in hospitality.
One event, there was a woman. She was one of those everyday looking girls. Her figure simply screamed feminine at me. Wide hips, a very generous cleavage, on the plump side. Far from stunning but very well dressed, tastefully, with light makeup.
She was wearing jeans but with high heels. Sitting at a table, legs crossed, a foot in the air, playing with her shoe on the tip of her toes. Completely engrossed in the conversation she was having but her foot was just casually yet deftly playing with that shoe.
I was tending a bar, so I had to keep my head level. My second head was more invested in that little show. My erection must have risen and subsided half a dozen times over the span of two hours.
And at some point, by some furtuitous chance, she locked her eyes on me as she kept dangling that damn shoe, smilling. I came in my underwear. No touch, no other stimuli besides that “private” show I created in my head.
My first time ever masturbating and ejaculating was weird. I was like 10 or something. Anyway, I was playing a game in bed on my PSP that I shouldn’t have been playing. (Gangs of London for anyone interested).
The game has still-frame type cutscenes where you have to press X to skip to the next line of dialogue. One of the post-mission cutscenes has a dude watching porn on his TV, and there was a looped sound of a woman moaning.
I listened to it for a minute out of curiosity, but then I realised that the sound of her moaning was really nice and I started to get a tingling feeling down below. Instinctively I began touching myself while listening and it felt so good.
When I ejaculated I panicked a little bit because I didn’t know what had just happened to my body.
Jesus fuck this is hilarious. Well done, well fucking done.
It took more work than people realise!
It’s a god damned modern art masterpiece!
I’m so happy you like it!
My “art” isn’t to everybody’s tastes…
Bro. Tag that shit.
For everyone else. It’s very nsfw
Almost like it’s a NSFW place here or something…
You clicked the link, knowing that you would see something NSFW. You got it
Did you watch it to the end at least?
It took quite a bit of effort to make that masterpiece!
Sorry, didn’t realise we were on asknsfw.
And no I didn’t watch to the end, I’m saving it for later…
It’s worth it
It’s fucking HILARIOUS