@[email protected] to Shitty Food [email protected] • 2 months agoMy GF made me breakfast todaylemmy.caimagemessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1246
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minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglish10•2 months agoIt’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 months agoOof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoLemme try: “She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.” How’d i do?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoGood start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoOk, how about: “She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”
Classy
It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
Lemme try:
“She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.”
How’d i do?
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
“She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”