Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Can of beer and a bowling ball
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
Tears and toilet paper.
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?
A camera and a car keys
Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
