Mobile dumpsters? Port o potties for the homeless? The possibilities are endless.
There’s probably a tax write off in there somewhere for Elon. Nice silver lining.
Eat shit, nazi
he probably does eat shit too. there’s probably some ultra rich bullshit delicacy that is like essence of baby turds or something that has stem cells and electrolytes.
fuck him and his digestibaby shit.
Civet coffee?
Two Elons, one truck.
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“OMG, I’m putting that!”
Great movie
No wonder they’re begging police departments to buy them.
A part of me wants the police to have them so they can be a cluster fuck for them to maintain.
Unfortunately, they’ll maintain it with my tax dollars.
I would consider picking one up for cheap to tear apart and use as parts for an EV conversion for my old jeep.
Well, depending on how locked down the software is. Probably would prefer to have no infotainment system, just a pedal.
Came here just to upvote you.
So then they have $0 worth of cybertrucks.
$0 worth
I’d be willing to pay that for a cyberdump. Wouldn’t mind the pubic lovingly trashing it either. It even traps passengers while burning like a complimentary self-cleaning oven feature. The disposal fee might be a bitch.
On further thought, it might not be worth it.
Just keep the windows down at all times. Then you can jump out and laugh at it when it’s on fire.
Id strip it for parts and convert a classic car with one if the price was right. (Free)
I wish the article would tell us how many units instead, for this very reason.
Or report their value as the scrap value or cost of materials
That’s literally in the second sentence of the article.
Just looked again and you’re right lmao. I did read it, but somehow missed it.
No, we don’t want the article to make us read. We want the article to grab our heads, pull our ears out and talk the information directly into our faces. You know, “tell us.”
Last I remember they sold for $80k, plus that makes the math trivial, so… 10000 vehicles?
Wow that has so much more impact to me, I can really visualise the endless parking lots full of them.
I was gonna say. Doesn’t seem right that they can just add up the MSRP like that and claim it’s millions worth of something if nobody’s buying. Plus, I’d wager the manufacturing cost of all that is significantly lower.
-$800 million those weren’t free to build.
I’d love to know how much it costs to build each cybertruck, and visualise the other revenue loss of storing these, designing the machinery to build this shit and anything other costs that were factored into sales.
The big 3 used to need to sell something like 1/2 million cars before covering R&D costs. But that was also back in the 60-70s when they sold a million cars a year and designed it all on paper.
The cyber truck’s design was so stupid that it may have approached that level of r&d costs. Since bonding and forming such thick Stainless steel isn’t trivial.
And entire production lines configured to produce shit nobody wants.
If no one wants them, they’re not worth anything.
Cut to the Trump administration buying them all for $250,000 each.
There’s always scrap metal and selling the batteries for other purposes!
I guess they’re worth the money spent to make them? But yeah, it’s just a pile of trash. I can’t believe I still see so many on the road. I do live in a reddish hell though
Tbh I’d take one for free. It might look kinda cool in my garden with plants growing out of it.
Ehhhh, that would require a cybertruck to look cool though.
There should be ways to elegantly conceal the obscenity of a cybertruck, if we’re talking about a picturesque garden .
Hide it behind a large tree or bush?
i would keep the battery, buy some solar panels, an inverter for my house, and sell the chassis as scrap metal
Good.
Then why the hell is the stock back over $300?!?
Because modern stock market is not controlled by buying and selling but rather by derivative markets esp off the book derivatives
The Boring Company is propping up the price with the sales of NotAFlameThrowers to DOGE.
Apparently musky boy said he was quitting DOGE.
Good.
Sell them to ocean shipping companies … they can tie a chain around them and use them as boat anchors
They’d probably (definitely) suck at that too.
Watch them rust quickly in salty water
But sharks.
…so almost enough trucks to supply the people affected by the recalls?
if nobody wants them, they’re not worth $800million
