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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 18 days ago

Avocado

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Avocado

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  • @[email protected]
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    38•18 days ago

    How do I unsee an image

    • @[email protected]
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      30•18 days ago

      this but in reverse
      brain no mor

      • @[email protected]
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        23•18 days ago

        Goodness me that is unsettling

        • FippleStone
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          15•18 days ago

          Anime ain’t right

      • @[email protected]
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        2•18 days ago

        What’s the name of the show? Looks familiar

        • @[email protected]
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          5•17 days ago

          It’s Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

          • @[email protected]
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            2•17 days ago

            Thank you!

    • @[email protected]
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      5•18 days ago

      Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?

    • DUMBASS
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      68•18 days ago

      • @[email protected]
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        32•18 days ago

        The “Phineas Gage Special” is not 100% effective.

    • no bananaOP
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      5•18 days ago

      Some sort of eye surgery

      • @[email protected]
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        6•18 days ago

        That doesn’t help, it’s already in memory.

        Obviously the answer is suicide.

        • no bananaOP
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          12•18 days ago

          Some sort of existence surgery

  • @[email protected]
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    1•17 days ago

    I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

    • @[email protected]
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      0•17 days ago

      Clean penises or avocado?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•17 days ago

        Inclusive yes.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•17 days ago

    The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

    • @[email protected]
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      16•17 days ago

      Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

      • @[email protected]
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        19•17 days ago

        Oh god I’m close keep going

        • @[email protected]
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          5•17 days ago

          🌰 🥜 🔩

          • @[email protected]
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            4•17 days ago

            Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•17 days ago

    AI says what?

    • no bananaOP
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      4•17 days ago

  • @[email protected]
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    60•17 days ago

    mmm cockamole

    • @[email protected]
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      21•17 days ago

      Goes great on your faceadilla.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•17 days ago

        With crema

    • @[email protected]
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      8•17 days ago

      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•17 days ago

        Thank you

    • @[email protected]
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      8•17 days ago

      I hate you, take my up vote.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•17 days ago

      I think you should consult a dermatologist.

  • @[email protected]
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    18 days ago

    Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

    • @[email protected]
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      14•18 days ago

      So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?

    • @[email protected]
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      5•17 days ago

      Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried

  • @[email protected]
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    134•18 days ago

    Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

    • no bananaOP
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      197•18 days ago

      I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado

      • @[email protected]
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        90•18 days ago

  • CubitOom
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    6•18 days ago

    Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

    • socsa
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      4•18 days ago

      Mazel tov!

    • @[email protected]
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      7•18 days ago

      What does?

      • no bananaOP
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        9•18 days ago

        Pener

        • @[email protected]
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          4•18 days ago

          no that is the indian cheese

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            2•18 days ago

            Peynir

            • @[email protected]
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              2•17 days ago

              and that is turkish cheese

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                1•17 days ago

                Pannier

  • @[email protected]
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    13•17 days ago

    Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

    • no bananaOP
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  • Pasta Dental
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    26•18 days ago

    that’s untrue

    • no bananaOP
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      Sure, but it wouldn’t be as funny if it said “doesn’t taste like clean penis”

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        44•18 days ago

        “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

        It would get a few clicks i reckon

        • no bananaOP
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          Sure, but would it be as funny?

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          6•18 days ago

          Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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            6•18 days ago

            For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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    17 days ago

    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I’d eat more avocado if that was true.

    • @[email protected]
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      38•17 days ago

      We’re trying to promote hygiene here

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        27•17 days ago

        Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.

        • @[email protected]
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          16•17 days ago

          not as chewy, either.

          • Kalcifer
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            7•17 days ago

            what a day to have eyes

        • @[email protected]
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          1•17 days ago

          This is gold. Thank you.

    • @[email protected]
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      20•17 days ago

      It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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        3•17 days ago

        Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

        • moving to lemme.zip.
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          2•17 days ago

          Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•15 days ago

            Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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          4•17 days ago

          maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•14 days ago

          It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.

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        2•17 days ago

        Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.

        • @[email protected]
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          They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.

    • @[email protected]
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      Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

    • Lka1988
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      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

      • @[email protected]
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        2•17 days ago

        Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.

        • Lka1988
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          Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

  • db0
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    90•18 days ago

    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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      Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•17 days ago

      Don’t trust her.

      Only one way to know the truth.

      🍆

    • @[email protected]
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      5•17 days ago

      I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•17 days ago

    Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

  • @[email protected]
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    19•18 days ago

    I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•18 days ago

    Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?

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