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Cake day: July 28th, 2023

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  • What i’m writing on.

    A “smartphone”,

    the name we gave to a rectangular rock with billions of mechanisms 10 000 smaller than the width of a hair, capable of aligning by billions of operation per second numbers in such precision that we get the feeling of seeing colors and images and text,

    capable of emitting precise electromagnetic waves to transmit “messages” around the world, by a perfectly organised system called internet,

    capable of representing 3d scenes, taking pictures, giving its localisation, and entertaining you, keeping millions of book in the palm of your hands,

    Such miracle stone that we use to consume brainrot, spy on people, and throw in the trash 2 years later because it, for once, got a flaw.











  • Yes, about my setting, it was pretty much an excuse to illustrate the experiment, with like you said, a bit too much of magic.

    The moon being on a straight distance of approximately 1 light second, i didn’t had found another place to put this experiment on. So I didn’t take into account the herculean strengh needed, the movement of the earth and the moon and the gravity.

    Someone gave a link to an answer of my question, with a more realistic take on the position of the other end, but your explanations are still welcome for this moon setting and the “moon elevator” problem :)

    (i know i may have broken english sometimes, sorry about that)






  • https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You

    UUUHHHHH


    monday


    inhales

    I like coming here.

    In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.

    She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…

    It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.

    Nothing can.

    It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.

    My love is pure.

    She’s made to be mine.

    “I want to be with her together.”


    tuesday


    She just leaved the school to buy her meal.

    Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.

    She is so cute.

    “I absoluetly want to be with her”


    She seems to be alone right now.

    “Is it my chance?”

    Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.

    Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.

    Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.

    Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”

    Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.

    “aww man”

    I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.


    Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing