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The Picard Maneuver to People [email protected] • 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver to People [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    75•1 year ago

    If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.

    Your asshole will thank me

    • @[email protected]
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      63•1 year ago

      You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        What a terrible day to have eyes.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

      • @[email protected]
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        8•1 year ago

        I too try to only shit on company time

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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          8•1 year ago

          They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.

          Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

      • moving to lemme.zip.
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        8•1 year ago

        My wife keeps telling me that…

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

          • moving to lemme.zip.
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            4•1 year ago

            Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

              Do you need us to call someone for you?

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            Sounds exciting!

      • Zoidsberg
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        3•1 year ago

        I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read

        • @[email protected]
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          10•1 year ago

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Thank you, and you’re welcome.

      • @[email protected]
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        29•1 year ago

        I rarely physically shudder from text

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      Does it flake like a French pastry?

      • @[email protected]
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        27•1 year ago

        I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

        • Nfamwap
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          18•1 year ago

          I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

          • @[email protected]
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            8•1 year ago

            Nor should they ever again.

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              5•1 year ago

              It’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

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        3•1 year ago

        The toilet paper or his asscheeks?

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      Plus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.

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      19•1 year ago

      Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?

    • Transporter Room 3
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      7•1 year ago

      My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.

      Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.

      But at the same time, almost slippery.

      And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.

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