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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink63•1 year agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpoxlinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. linkfedilink4•1 year agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Sounds exciting!
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
What a terrible day to have eyes.