@[email protected] to Shitty Food [email protected] • 10 days agoMy GF made me breakfast todaylemmy.caimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1240
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•10 days agoOof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•9 days agoLemme try: “She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.” How’d i do?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•9 days agoGood start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•9 days agoOk, how about: “She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
Lemme try:
“She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.”
How’d i do?
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
“She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”