@[email protected] to Shitty Food [email protected] • 2 months agoMy GF made me breakfast todaylemmy.caimagemessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1246
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoLemme try: “She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.” How’d i do?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoGood start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoOk, how about: “She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”
Lemme try:
“She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.”
How’d i do?
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
“She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”