Anyone want an overbearing 7kg cat that refuses to listen, insists on licking your face while clawing your neck, flicks kitty litter everywhere, opens every cupboard that he can, must be involved in everything and is currently nuzzled my fingers while I try to type? Anyone? Please?
Of course I’m not being serious, but he’s really A LOT today!
He’s already packaged up in the box, he’s coming over! 📦 All jokes, we couldn’t part with him, the house would be too quiet - although less stinky! Ten minutes ago I sneezed and he farted out of shock. He’s certainly a character!
Anyone want an overbearing 7kg cat that refuses to listen, insists on licking your face while clawing your neck, flicks kitty litter everywhere, opens every cupboard that he can, must be involved in everything and is currently nuzzled my fingers while I try to type? Anyone? Please?
Of course I’m not being serious, but he’s really A LOT today!
I don’t know if he’s real. I need a pic.
Oh, he’s very real. And he will YEOWL to remind you that he’s real.
He is stunning 😍
He absolutely is and he knows it!
He’s beautiful and fluffy. I’ll take him. You’re a bitch 😂
He’s already packaged up in the box, he’s coming over! 📦 All jokes, we couldn’t part with him, the house would be too quiet - although less stinky! Ten minutes ago I sneezed and he farted out of shock. He’s certainly a character!
😂 that’s so funny.
so very beautiful
He’s a stunner for sure! He unfortunately really likes the taste of my face cream 😆
Oh I have one of those too. Licks it right off my face.
That white vest is there for burying one’s face into while repeatedly praising the beautiful, cute, very good owner of said vest, yes?
The vest is the Danger Zone! The earsies are Yes You ARE The Best Zone. And his cheekies!!
Ah, the danger vest, as it always is! Please give this baby a few cheek tickles and a good ear scratch from me 😺
Look at how fluffy he is!
Majestic as fuck, I tells ya!
He’s gorgeous! I’ll put my hand up for babysitting duties, lol, I miss having a kitty around. You can just tape up that box and post him.
Your name has been registered in the Alfie Approal List, thank you!
He looooooves youuuu!!! Literally!