i appreciate the framing, but this is arguably weirder because the thing they’re actually doing is installing spyware on their phones and computers that monitors all of their internet traffic. they’re christian anti-fap extremists.
Don’t worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker’s electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he’s using is secure.
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i appreciate the framing, but this is arguably weirder because the thing they’re actually doing is installing spyware on their phones and computers that monitors all of their internet traffic. they’re christian anti-fap extremists.
Yup. This is what evangelicals are talking about when they say they care about ‘being held accountable’
the first time i heard this described was…an odd evening for sure
Spyware on the Speaker of the House’s phone, you say?
Don’t worry. There is a zero percent chance that it could ever be exploited to where a third party could gain remote access to the Speaker’s electronic devices to monitor his internet activity. The app he’s using is secure.
Source: Trust me, bro
Time to get maia arson crimew on the case