@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agoIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?message-square68fedilinkarrow-up1157
arrow-up1157message-squareIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish63•edit-21 year agoStuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
minus-squarespare_muppetslinkfedilink53•1 year agoI can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•1 year agoYou’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted… My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•1 year agoI kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
minus-square𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽linkfedilink2•1 year agoA banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year agoThis, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
<insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>
You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
this is true. don’t ask how I know
Is this speaking from experience?