You should ask Ted Nugent, he is an expert
I’m very glad that him being a pants shitting draft dodger, and later bragging about how great of a special forces guy he would have been is general knowledge.
Heh, a worldwide known fact. I am Dutch but when I read ‘shit + pants’ the answer always be that crusty pants mf.
Hairbo sugar free gummy bears
They said 2-6 hrs. Not 2-6 min
Just wait 2 hours before eating.
Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…
But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?
Based on the answer you got we need to consider that everyone answering has become complicit in, if not crimes, at the very least japery.
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Which friend and why do they need it
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If they’re looking for a nice long butt fucking, why not an enema ?
Cleansing tea from the local Asian Mart.
Buckle up brother. Hope you don’t got plans later today.
Who are you try to make shit themself while in / over international waters?
Not sure if they’re still available, but gummy bears made with Lycasin guarantee explosive results.
Eat a large bucket of KFC and try your hardest? I love chicken rolled in bread -> deepfried as much as the next sane earthican, but man does my digestive system hate it with a furious burning passie.
Is there a taco bell near you?
he said 2 hrs not 2 minutes
Eat a bag of sugar-free gummy bears or a half gallon of sugar-free ice cream. Another option as one other comment mentioned are those unregulated asian slimming teas that have questionable ingredients. The safest and most practical solution is a laxative used for colonoscopy prep.
Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.
Mainline dysentery infected blood
Lookup “colon cleansing”.
I initially misread the question as, if I was to shit my pants in 2 to 6 hours, how/where should I do it. Optimally, for maximum impact, probably on TV at a major event.
Sandwich bag full of shit placed in your shorts 2-6 hours from now. Then sit down firmly.
Or talk to the homeless guy in Walmart. He seems to have this one down pat.
Improperly cooked eggs or chicken can help
Depends on where you live, that could literally kill you. Salmonella are no joke.
100% Salmonella ain’t no joke!
Very potentially deadly! I’ve had it once, got lucky and only went half crazy and bleeding a bit from the inside and out…
Got food poisoning from an undercooked egg last week. Literally became a human fountain on BOTH ENDS, at the SAME TIME!! Never felt so… empty inside, literally.
Thanks God it’s not salmonella even though it dragged me halfway to hell. If salmonella is worse than that, I wouldn’t wish it for my worst enemies.
Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.
This is the stuff to use, but I don’t think diluting will work like this. I recommend taking it, with a bit of sprite 30 minutes before showtime.
Stay hydrated!
Hopefully the shortage isn’t still going on. There was a huge shortage a couple years ago and I couldn’t get it anywhere. Had to resort to an enema to prep for my surgery.
My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!
Don’t get the lemon. It’s way too strong of a flavor lmao
I lost 7.5 lbs in one night due to that stuff. I went to the doctor because I kept having diarrhea. Turns out I was so constipated the only thing that could make its way out was liquid. I drank a bottle of that stuff and 45 minutes later…well…you know that one scene from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, that was me for like an hour and half straight.
