You should ask Ted Nugent, he is an expert
I’m very glad that him being a pants shitting draft dodger, and later bragging about how great of a special forces guy he would have been is general knowledge.
Heh, a worldwide known fact. I am Dutch but when I read ‘shit + pants’ the answer always be that crusty pants mf.
Just take laxatives 30 minutes prior to needing to shit your pants?
We found the villain to the no-poop-for-three-days story
Just relax homie, you got this. 💩
Sandwich bag full of shit placed in your shorts 2-6 hours from now. Then sit down firmly.
Or talk to the homeless guy in Walmart. He seems to have this one down pat.
Cleansing tea from the local Asian Mart.
Buckle up brother. Hope you don’t got plans later today.
Milk of magnesia. You can get it at basically any drug store and it will make you fucking BLAST.
Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.
Am Crawfish, can confirm
During this window, farts are lies!
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Holy shit, that ratio
The jar says add 1tsp to 8 oz water.
A liter is 33.8 fl.oz.
33.8 oz ÷ 8 oz = 4.2 tsp.
Half a cup is 24 tsp.
This is too many.
Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.
Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…
But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?
Based on the answer you got we need to consider that everyone answering has become complicit in, if not crimes, at the very least japery.
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Which friend and why do they need it
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If they’re looking for a nice long butt fucking, why not an enema ?
are you trying to get someone to break off with you?
Hairbo sugar free gummy bears
They said 2-6 hrs. Not 2-6 min
Just wait 2 hours before eating.
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
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You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
Is this speaking from experience?
this is true. don’t ask how I know
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.
This is the stuff to use, but I don’t think diluting will work like this. I recommend taking it, with a bit of sprite 30 minutes before showtime.
Stay hydrated!
Hopefully the shortage isn’t still going on. There was a huge shortage a couple years ago and I couldn’t get it anywhere. Had to resort to an enema to prep for my surgery.
My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!
Don’t get the lemon. It’s way too strong of a flavor lmao
I lost 7.5 lbs in one night due to that stuff. I went to the doctor because I kept having diarrhea. Turns out I was so constipated the only thing that could make its way out was liquid. I drank a bottle of that stuff and 45 minutes later…well…you know that one scene from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, that was me for like an hour and half straight.
Who are you try to make shit themself while in / over international waters?
