$800 to pet a cat. The cat likes being petted and his name is Jim.
I’d pet a cat because cat
How much to cut it into small pieces and feed it to the hounds?
I have my own family cat and he won’t ever leave me alone ever and hates when I leave. His name is guy and he likes to cuddle and purr on me or in my arms now and distrusts my mom so much so that he doesn’t even let her hold him. She is the real owner of the cat.
Not sure I can afford to pay you 800 but I would really like to pet Jim…
Is it ugly?
Am I expected to pay or be paid the $800?
Your choice
No, I’ve met Jim he’s a total asshole
No because what if Jay-Z offered me $500,000 to pet him?
This sounds like a trick. Are you going to sell my organs?
Keep the money, I’ll just pet Jimmy for free
Yes, I would accept getting paid $800 to pet a cat. I’d take less, but now that you made the offer I’ll just take that offer.
My skin is sensitive to fur, but I’ll gladly pet a cat if I get paid $800.
I accept your offer of giving me $800 to pet this cat named Jim. That should cover my travel expenses. When we doing this?
The word ‘cat’ doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence…
Am I receiving the $800 or paying the $800?
I wouldn’t pay any amount of money to pet a cat. But I would gladly pet a cat if I was paid any amount of money.
