Can you put some high fructose corn syrup in there for me? I don’t know how to consume anything without it
Ice water is a tasty treat
aww yiss finally some good fucking sipppp
Rubber hose water definitely tastes different. I drink from public bathroom taps though
That’s more extreme than the boomers that drank from the garden hose
There are many complaints you can make about American tap water, but lack of flavor is not one of them.
Ok
still can’t believe he didn’t even drink it
like, get fake ‘local tap water’ and drink it, or you know, just drink one actual fucking sip, you aren’t going to instantly die from one sip as a 50 year old man
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Only if it’s from a well
Can I chew a fluoride bar with it?
Yeah I find it pretty authoritarian when they put “flouride” in the water so I opted to get a well instead and drink more sulfur than god.
I can’t there’s lead in it.
That’s flavor
It’s carcinolicious!
water
Ow my teef
Sensitive ass teeth having mf
Drinking a beverage without ice would be doubly hard for Americans though.
Lack of flavor? You obviously have never tasted the bouquet of flavor that is poor quality tap water in
I love trace amounts of uranium in my water supply
Biggest reason Americans avoid water is how shitty it tastes from tap in so many places
Florida worst, Appalachia best
America’s Amaro
Mhyes top notes of benzene and unctuous mouthfeel
Mmmm old lead pipe flavour, the best
Lead actually tastes sweet tho
Okay fine
Jokes on you, the copepods make the water delicious.
Copepods are a more of a sign of clean water than a cause.
buddy I’ll complain that that’s not enough ice water, gimme more
gimme one of those comically oversized gas station refillable mugs that’s more like a bucket with a handle
My neighborhood pastry-and-coffee shop has cold brew, so I ordered one. They ask what size and I say large. They hand over a big gulp of cold brew. That would be great for somebody with a fridge and a sense of portion control, but I only have one of those, so I drank the whole thing within a few hours. Turns out you can get a headache from too much caffeine, too.
