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Maven (famous)M to Low Quality [email protected] • 11 months ago

Octopus

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Octopus

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Maven (famous)M to Low Quality [email protected] • 11 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520

I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…

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  • Dr. Wesker
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    3•11 months ago

    Everything reminds me of Oldboy tonight, I guess.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    3•11 months ago

    Americans are safe. The edible food product concrete fortress will stop them.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•11 months ago

    I feel… uncomfortable now

    • @[email protected]
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      4•11 months ago

      I’m going to make it worse: for every person this makes uncomfortable, there is almost certainly another for whom this is an arousing concept.

      If I have to suffer with that thought, so do you.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•11 months ago

    Human octopi symbiosis.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•11 months ago

    I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•11 months ago

      I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•11 months ago

        You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•11 months ago

          A ocky isn’t coming out of your gut ocky shaped

  • @[email protected]
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    26•11 months ago

    If you sleep with your mouth open, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

    • Rhynoplaz
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      4•11 months ago

      If you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

  • @[email protected]
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    6•11 months ago

    Strap some brushes to it and let’s go.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•11 months ago

      Sounds more pleasant than colonoscopy prep, I’ll give it that.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•11 months ago

    Hypothetically, they could exit and re-enter repetitively yes?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•11 months ago

      Only if the octopus is into butt stuff

  • @[email protected]
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    6•11 months ago

    It’s happened to me before. Fortunately it was a small cooked octopus.

    • M137
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      2•11 months ago

      cocked*

  • @[email protected]
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    9•11 months ago

    That’s… Kinda hot.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•11 months ago

      It won’t do well traversing your stomach

  • M137
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    4•11 months ago

    It could go the other way too.

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