"We told them that “nothing would fundamentally change!”

“This is the most fun I’ve ever had on a boat!” - Biden

“We’re in a parking garage, sir”

starmer’s hannah gadsby era

"and then I said: “We’re asking Netayahu for a cease-fire”

Joe Biden wins the “Oldest Wife” award, but it’s a lot closer than you’d think.

Born 1977

Born 1942

Born 1962

OK Guys, bad news: your approval rating is 46…

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Senior citizens escape retirement home and laugh about having just a little genocide as a treat

Biden: Hey Macron, why’re you kissing my sister?

This is The Inbetweeners now, feel old yet?

I could never , because once an old man puts on a suit they all look kinda samey to me. I’d probably just mess up a mortician by mistake.

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Inspection on the Death Star