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pick something neutral - that’s the shit.
I think you have to call it “deez nuts”
“Thats the bees knees” is my goto.
Not the beees!
It’s just their knees, it’s all g.
That’s the tits nuts!
The nuts’ tits?
a whole caravan of ass
Both sexes can have or lack tits. So the first one is okay, the second one is sexist.
Who said anything about sex? I’d rather read an essay comparing these:
In the same way people of all genders can have tits, so can people of all genders have nuts, so if that’s your reasoning, either both are sexist, or neither are.
And if you knew anything about either, you’d know that both are a spectrum, so your argument is still invalid
https://scatter.wordpress.com/2022/01/30/sex-as-a-social-construct/
ovaries are just nuts in the inside
Just say it’s ass, then you’re good. Unless that’s assogynist
You could split the difference and say nuits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb-xyNa9mwI
I’m pretty sure that everyone likes boobs, and nuts are just not awesome in any way. If someone’s using nuts as a superlative thing, their priorities are definitely askew.
That’s nuts, my friend.
That’s such a straight male thing to say
They look like a mountain range covered in cheap shampoo and burnt trees.
Dude that’s nuts
I agree, and moreover, no one is allergic to boobs, but people are dying from nuts allergies!
Hard disagree. Nuts are awesome. They’re soft, and they’re fun to play with, and they’re also a fantastic emergency stop button in a fight
Um, are they supposed to be soft? I might need to see my doctor.
You can also grab twist em upside down and squeeze them into a wee little fly face to thrill all your future partners.
Bop em! Twist em! Pull em!
I didn’t like your comment and I didn’t like posting this response, but commenting this seemed necessary.
At least your reply gave this one person a good chuckle, so you have that going for it lol
I used to say ‘the bomb’ until I thought about it a bit. Am I really comparing your slick dance move to nuclear annihilation? How does that work out?
Is it da bomb bc it’s so good that it blew people away, or so bad that it bombed?
The lap dance was a bomb, I just exploded in my pants
This post is the reproductive and/or maternity organs.
It’s the duck’s guts
This post is the clap.
How would you even use either option in that way?
Yo your opinion is the tits (or nuts)
If someone said that to me I wouldn’t know if I should feel offended or not.
I feel like the context would make it make sense to you. If somebody tried your cooking, and then, their eyes lit up and a big smile spread across their face, and they yelled, “This soup is THE TITS!!!” before they proceed to eat more, you’d be able to tell they were complimenting it.