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@[email protected] to Microblog [email protected]English • 7 months ago

This post is the ”_____”

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This post is the ”_____”

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  • @[email protected]
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    1•7 months ago

    I think you have to call it “deez nuts”

  • DUMBASS
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    27•7 months ago

    “Thats the bees knees” is my goto.

    • @[email protected]
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      28•7 months ago

      That’s the tits nuts!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•7 months ago

        The nuts’ tits?

        • @[email protected]
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          6•7 months ago

          a whole caravan of ass

    • @[email protected]
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      5•7 months ago

      Not the beees!

      • DUMBASS
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        3•7 months ago

        It’s just their knees, it’s all g.

  • @[email protected]M
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    8•7 months ago

    This post is the reproductive and/or maternity organs.

  • Chef_Boyargee
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    16•7 months ago

    I’m pretty sure that everyone likes boobs, and nuts are just not awesome in any way. If someone’s using nuts as a superlative thing, their priorities are definitely askew.

    • @[email protected]
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      They look like a mountain range covered in cheap shampoo and burnt trees.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•7 months ago

      That’s nuts, my friend.

    • JackGreenEarth
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      7•7 months ago

      That’s such a straight male thing to say

    • Krafty Kactus
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      11•7 months ago

      Dude that’s nuts

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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      15•7 months ago

      Hard disagree. Nuts are awesome. They’re soft, and they’re fun to play with, and they’re also a fantastic emergency stop button in a fight

      • @[email protected]
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        7•7 months ago

        You can also grab twist em upside down and squeeze them into a wee little fly face to thrill all your future partners.

        • @[email protected]
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          8•7 months ago

          Bop em! Twist em! Pull em!

          I didn’t like your comment and I didn’t like posting this response, but commenting this seemed necessary.

          • I'll be on [email protected]
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            3•7 months ago

            At least your reply gave this one person a good chuckle, so you have that going for it lol

      • @[email protected]
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        9•7 months ago

        Um, are they supposed to be soft? I might need to see my doctor.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•7 months ago

      I agree, and moreover, no one is allergic to boobs, but people are dying from nuts allergies!

  • @[email protected]
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    2•7 months ago

    T

    • atro_city
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      H

      • @[email protected]
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        2•7 months ago

        A

  • @[email protected]
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    9•7 months ago

    pick something neutral - that’s the shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•7 months ago

    You could split the difference and say nuits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb-xyNa9mwI

  • str82L
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    5•7 months ago

    It’s the duck’s guts

  • @[email protected]
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    13•7 months ago

    Both sexes can have or lack tits. So the first one is okay, the second one is sexist.

    • I'll be on [email protected]
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      In the same way people of all genders can have tits, so can people of all genders have nuts, so if that’s your reasoning, either both are sexist, or neither are.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•7 months ago

        If you read my comment carefully you will notice that I was talking about Sex, not Gender.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•7 months ago

          ovaries are just nuts in the inside

        • I'll be on [email protected]
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          And if you knew anything about either, you’d know that both are a spectrum, so your argument is still invalid

          https://scatter.wordpress.com/2022/01/30/sex-as-a-social-construct/

          https://www.nature.com/articles/518288a

    • @[email protected]
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      5•7 months ago

      Who said anything about sex? I’d rather read an essay comparing these:

  • @[email protected]
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    4•7 months ago

    I used to say ‘the bomb’ until I thought about it a bit. Am I really comparing your slick dance move to nuclear annihilation? How does that work out?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•7 months ago

      The lap dance was a bomb, I just exploded in my pants

    • OpenStars
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      1•7 months ago

      Is it da bomb bc it’s so good that it blew people away, or so bad that it bombed?

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    1•7 months ago

    Just say it’s ass, then you’re good. Unless that’s assogynist

  • @[email protected]
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    8•7 months ago

    This post is the clap.

  • @[email protected]
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    0•7 months ago

    How would you even use either option in that way?

    • @[email protected]
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      0•7 months ago

      Yo your opinion is the tits (or nuts)

      • @[email protected]
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        0•7 months ago

        If someone said that to me I wouldn’t know if I should feel offended or not.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          I feel like the context would make it make sense to you. If somebody tried your cooking, and then, their eyes lit up and a big smile spread across their face, and they yelled, “This soup is THE TITS!!!” before they proceed to eat more, you’d be able to tell they were complimenting it.

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