The president was previously forced to abandon plans for a procession in Washington, D.C., due to its colossal price tag.
    • @[email protected]English
      3•7 days ago

      LOL you definitely were going to get him in jail 4 years ago.
      It was ridiculous back then and now even more.
      If only they would’ve called to impeach Hitler, history would’ve been different.
      What a bunch of weak pussies americans are.

  • Lovable SidekickEnglish
    13•8 days ago

    I remember him wanting a big military parade during his first term too. Somehow he didn’t get it.

  • @[email protected]English
    24•8 days ago

    4 miles? Just have a 1/2 mile parade that goes in a circle. He’ll think it is a 10 mile parade.

    • Bahnd RollardEnglish
      8•8 days ago

      Clear out the parking lot around The Ellipse and have them drive around that. Make sure he is facing away from the center so he cant see them circle around, and just keep going until he is tuckered out and gets tucked into bed.

  • @[email protected]English
    10•8 days ago

    The article says “A source in the capital told the Washington City Paper that Trump has earmarked June 14—which is the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army—for the event.”

    He can stand on a podium and wave like the Soviet leaders of old.

    • @[email protected]English
      6•8 days ago

      I yearn for that one M1 Abrams in a column of them to focus its turret on the tribune as it passes.

  • @[email protected]English
    66•9 days ago

    Other unnamed officials told the paper that a big military parade will require a huge amount of coordination between the six branches of the armed forces, along with several federal agencies and regional officials.

    If it happens it’ll be a shit show…

    To quote Henry Zebrowski:

    I have a bad idea, and I’m gonna execute it poorly

    • @[email protected]English
      12•9 days ago

      IIRC our asphalt roads are not built to handle tank tracks and you know little king shits in pants will insist he has tanks going vroom vroom for his big boy parade.

  • @[email protected]English
    15•7 days ago

    hope he rides in that ol 1961 Lincoln Continental 4-door convertible “X-100”

    ik the cia prolly still has one in storage.

    edit:1*961

  • @[email protected]English
    47•8 days ago

    American taxpayers funding a parade for a felon rapist traitor who’s destroying our economy and nuking the middle class.

    What a wonderful country we have.

    Home of the brave my fucking ass.

  • @[email protected]English
    57•8 days ago

    Let’s make a four mile parade of people holding “fuck you, fascist” signs, instead.

      • @[email protected]English
        6•8 days ago

        Horrible as this whole thing is, this could be an amazing time for a protest. You know he’ll be paying attention here.

    • @[email protected]English
      1•7 days ago

      That’s an interesting strategy question. Would it be more effective to not show up, knowing there will be swarms of magats anyway, or to create a huge protest? At what point does lack of an audience trump a protesting audience, and what will they claim for attendance?

    • @[email protected]English
      4•8 days ago

      You are just insulting other people’s bodies using this type of response instead of attacking all the things Trump is actually doing wrong.

      • FlashMobOfOneEnglish
        6•8 days ago

        You’re right. I should only make jokes that satisfy your personal sensibilities.