This just in: 1 in 5 Americans deported to Salvadoran prisons, selection is random

I mean, it makes geographical sense, it logically and physically should be part of Canada. Let’s annex it, who’s with me?

you can just say Salvadoran. no “el” and no i

trump’s america, ladies and gentlemen. they truly made it great again

he was pretty damn cool as Doc Holliday too

now you want to start calling people “edgelords” lol. maybe it’s time to look at your own embarrassing, disgraceful behaviour and consider the possibility that you’re a gigantic flapping twat

I remember being constantly terrified of nuclear annihilation during the cold war in the 80’s, when every night after dinner, Peter Jennings would tell America how close we were to MAD. Now I live in Canada and I have that same existential dread that I had 45 years ago living in the US, except somehow it’s even worse

You don’t need, that comma.

But I’d like to point out that this isn’t a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I’m, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.

I bailed out. Fled to Canada, where after 16 years of happiness it now looks as if I might lose my country and be forced to become American again… fuck that. I’d rather die. I’ll disappear into the Shield and survive on bass and pickerel for the rest of my life, living like Rambo. Yeah John Rambo was American, but he would’ve been much better off as a Canadian.

why are they still writing these articles? do they think we changed our minds since last week? we said no the first time, you can stop asking us every 5 days. pretty sure most of us would rather die in a concentration camp than accept american rule

this piece of shit has an “approval rating”?

Yeah, he’s a malignant narcissist. You just described their playbook. DARVO: Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim/Offender. They have no accountability, they constantly blame and accuse their victims, and they absolutely NEVER apologize for their disgraceful behaviour, because it’s always your fault, not theirs.

Man–you use a LOT of long hyphens–How do you even do that?–The long dash–I can’t find it anywhere–Do you have a special keyboard?–

it’s about hurting the right people. whomever you need to hurt to push your agenda through, that’s who needs a whoopin’, but once that’s been accomplished, you can go back to hurting the people you really want to hurt. that’s “Freedom”, American Style

I’m from the US and fled to Canada during the second Bush Jr. administration. The funny thing is I’d kill to have that lovable idiot back in office. It’s amazing how you never really appreciate what you’ve got until you have something MUCH worse.

I have family in the military down there. Wouldn’t it be funny if they had to come up here to kill me and my family and seize my land? Boy wouldn’t my face be red! That would just be hilarious!

“Give us your water, your precious metals, your rare-earth minerals. Give us all your shit or risk invasion.”

This is a conflict manufactured by Putin to sew disharmony between allies.

It’s sow, not “sew”. But yeah, basically. He’s smarter than he gets credit for, not like it’s hard to fool someone like D-bag, but still. He saw a juicy opportinuty to manipulate a western bootlicker, and he got 77m other idiotic bootlickers to meme him into office.

I’m putting a new scope on my crossbow as we speak. Reusable ammo is an underrated perk.

For anyone not reading the article

ie. everybody in the thread

I thought we upgraded to an Iron Dome?

Yes, you did think that. Thanks for asking.