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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
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I think there’s a scandal on the horizon for this guy.
lmao
when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.
I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we’re arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.
So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they’ll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.
“Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead.”
Exactly.
Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!
“It was those gaymma rays!”
Lol, I saw that movie in the theater back in the day!
“It’s raining men, hallelujah…!”
“Does this shirt make me look gay?”
“How about now?”
… If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a ‘gaydar’… oh god my brain hurts.
All I know is I’m goonin’ on the dudes now in my porn stash…
The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to … Christian Nationalist Physics?
Stop.
My glowing weiner can only get so hard.
After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden
In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC’s Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: “The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.”
I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv
The Scan that Gay’d Me
They scanned me, so I frisked them
Maybe that’s why, last time he was frisked, he spunked down his leg.
After glancing at the picture of this person, I can honestly say that even stripped of this damning, projection laden context, I would have guessed the person pictured was gay.
Such a weird cope. “It’s not me that’s gay, it’s the xrays, and the self checkouts, and the drive home from work, and the 5g, and…”
I hadn’t looked at the picture until you mentioned it. Yeah, he looks like he’s mad for it. Jeez, dude, just come out and enjoy it, and quit trying to make everyone else miserable.
and the drive home from work
Commuter traffic makes me want to use my fists sometimes, but not in that way, only to punch people.
He’s referring to ProVision. It doesn’t use xrays. It does see through your clothing. Thats why you can opt out.
Hmmm… Every gay person I know has drank water. He should probably stop drinking water just to be safe.
Orrrr drink a ton of it!
It turned him gay after one scan! That is why, when his wife called the hotel room, a random guy answered the phone. He explained to her that her husband is now gay because of the airport scanner and he would be turned back once he scanned again. "They work like switches, he said to her, and then added, "and boy was your husband turned on!” He went in to explain it always makes her husband gay when travels.
Wait, since the homophobes are in power, can we use this?
Turns out defunding science turns you gay, guys…
Low taxes on rich people make them gay.
And a CUCK
Thats crazy because rich people keep telling me low tax on them funds growth and helps everyone.
I mean, why would rich people lie?
Hating someone for the color of their skin is the gayest thing you could do.
As stupid as this is, I see mostly positive consequences coming from this: either they’ll oppose TSA, or they’ll refuse to fly. Both sound like a win to me.
But TSA is also big into molesting people and touching them inappropriately.
Which makes it a big win for conservatives.
This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.
Stop it! Stop giving stupid people attention. Seriosly. They feed their stupidity with attention. Just ignore, dont’t share and they will dissapear.
I’m unfamiliar with this particular issue… looked it up ahh, more government sanctioned abuse on our most vulnerable minorities in the false banner of protection.
“Refuse airport bodyscan searches!”
“Because they’re a means of privacy invasion and demostrates the TSA’s pointless existence yet dangerous power?”
“No, becuase they’ll turn you into a sausage-loving twink!”
He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.
Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!
Dont worry, they tell you they’ll use the back of their hand.
Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they’re gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time…
“Sir, I will give you exactly 15 minues to stop groping me…”
So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?
Continue sucking dick in the airport bathroom stalls, but now he can sleep with a clear conscience because it’s the scanners fault.
Somehow this comic accurately describes our reality:
I never thought the Deep State was a State that fucks you Deeper
He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.
A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn’t take over and force him to carry contraband.
