To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.
Isn’t it?
Hopefully it is dessert soup otherwise it might be a bit on the sandy side.
Vanilla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.
Egg in ice cream? What the fuck
Well, if you take “custard” seriously, egg yolk is part of that. Obviously ice cream doesn’t include it, but there are frozen custard places that include pasteurized egg yolk.
Is this an American thing?
Custard is a European thing, but plenty of examples of custards in Asia and the Americas.
Frozen custard is a a Midwest American thing.
This seems odd, but I’m no
spoonologistcochleologist*, so who am I to argue?(*ligulist or trullologist also work)
Yep, that makes sense to me.
I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
I wish someone would spoon me
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
Just here to stir the pot
In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.
Ba-DUM tssss!
When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something
This feels like Pliny the Elder logic
Campbell’s first law of motion
