When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past
The ability to change the probability of events happening
you no longer know what will happen after the first change so the power is a single use
The probability of gaining or losing a genetic trait in your body also changes based on the probability change you make
You go forward in time to a point where the changes no longer matter.
You can only make small changes, and it doesn’t always work. So, you don’t actually know if you have the power or if something slightly improbable happened.
You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.
Name checks out, thank you Spiderman :3
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
The other half is poop.
Can’t argue with that
Applies only to non terrestrial events
Chance of an advanced race of friendly aliens settling on Mars: 0.0000000000000N% => 100%
You can only make things worse
Dang 😅 Who gets to decide whether I’m making something worse though?
Me.
Telekinesis
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
I can create any liquid and control his Temperature
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
Happiness
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
Speed up or slow down time at will
Flying
Flying has its own built-in side effects.
Every time you take off, there’s a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they’ll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they’ll figure out who you are, and you’ll be captured and eventually dissected.
And, that’s assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you’d be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc.
You’re now a city pigeon.
Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.
Extreme fear of heights
‘… I… I just prefer to ‘hover’, ok?’
“Hey, whats that up in the air?”
“It’s a bird.”
“No, it’s a plane!”
“Wait… Is that…?”
“AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH”
“It’s Banshee Man!”
Stealth low flight mode activated!
Hovering would still be nice
You get struck by lightning
Only at the speed of walking.
You can’t walk
Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you’re walking normally.
That sounds perfectly fine though
You can’t do it unless you’re wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower.
you lose all leg strength
You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.
Invisibility
The power to become the animal I last ate.
Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279
The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
