Handle us? You’ll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

It’s funny how sometimes two wrongs make a right

This is my favorite Treehouse episode honestly. I am going to have to rewatch it now

Lousy Smarch weather…

Well, I’ll always have my prank calls. Hello? Old lady from Titanic? You stink!

Legend has it my great grand pappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

Quick, Lenny, cover for me

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

Kill two for matching clogs!

I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years