Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?
Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.
Went to go see Book of Mormon yesterday w/ my wife.
She hadn’t seen it before. I went a few years ago, but she had the flu so I ended taking her brother at the last minute then.
I told her it’s from one of the creators of Southpark, and South Park is a lot tamer now than it was in the 90s. And that it’s on Broadway so it’s high-art. Which might work for a lot of the first act save for the occasional toilet or shock humor. Totally thrown out the window by the end though.
Wow, that sounds intensely creepy.
Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y’all are dipshits.
That’s the best shit I’ve read today lmao
Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao
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Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?
Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.
Jesus Christ, Lemmy.
You should really use different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms passing
How’s the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity?
Panache and survivorship
I’d assume taste
1/10
Made me reply
Accountability?
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How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes?
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Know what I like the most?
Cake farts.
Kids today don’t understand what it means to be cultured
Went to go see Book of Mormon yesterday w/ my wife.
She hadn’t seen it before. I went a few years ago, but she had the flu so I ended taking her brother at the last minute then.
I told her it’s from one of the creators of Southpark, and South Park is a lot tamer now than it was in the 90s. And that it’s on Broadway so it’s high-art. Which might work for a lot of the first act save for the occasional toilet or shock humor. Totally thrown out the window by the end though.
“Visit our sister site, pudding farts…”
Brown queefs.
I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
I know. I have the records.
Ayyyylmao
I read this as your farts are sentient.
They have an accent, so it’s possible.
Oui.
I cannot confirm that they are not.
Talking to them does not make them sentient. Good try though
They talk back though
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Me too buddy. Me too.
Yeah, this is even creepier than that Indiana coach who kissed his son open mouthed.
Or that whole Gym Jordan buttsex thing with undergraduates.
wtf? 😳
everything about mike Johnson is intensely creepy