Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?
Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.
Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y’all are dipshits.
Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao
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Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?
Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.
You should really use different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms passing
Jesus Christ, Lemmy.
How’s the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity?
I’d assume taste
Panache and survivorship
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Made me reply
Accountability?
That’s the best shit I’ve read today lmao
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How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes?