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  • And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…



  • Oh man, you were lucky. We only had “Biota of Freshwater Ecosystems - Identification Manual Number 9 - Crayfishes (astacidea) of north and Middle America”.

    Mom kept saying that if I got good grades, she’d get me the “Freshwater Crayfish 12: Proceedings of the Twelfth Symposium of the International Association of Astacology held on August 3 to 9 in Augsburg, Germany” cartridge, but Algebra was hard that year…